Assembled entirely from two weeks of subject lines found in the spam folder of info@stlukesrenton.org.

You can be her loving demon, able to satisfy all her dirty wishes for hours.
Want to thump her wild?
Get ready and poke your lady until sun rises!
You can show your girl who’s the best driller on Earth!

Do you know how to turn a girl on?

Thunder in your bed, solidity in your bone-ons!
Better stiffness – better satisfaction!
Set your libido level to maximum!

Josh deLacy